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homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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mooseleys:

answering the door when you’re home alone like

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nishlo:

tukut:

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 


bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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